@WittySassBasket: I talk a lot of shit for a girl with a blankie.
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@AristotlesNZ: I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to "sleep my way to the top" I get woken up and sent to HR.
@shadygrenade: "Kids, grandma just had hip surgery so I need to warn you, she's not herself." *grandma struts in wearing skinny jeans and smoking an E-cig*
@Ivsy01: Him: How was your day? Me: (watching a movie about a shark trapped in a grocery store) Very busy.