@DaddyJew: I talk a lot of shit for someone who still says "righty tighty lefty loosy" before turning anything
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@ibid78: You, me, a bottle of wine, soft music, a picnic basket, a strange growl, a bear, a tree, coyotes, a rescue chopper, a hospital, dessert.