@DaddyJew: I talk a lot of shit for someone who still says "righty tighty lefty loosy" before turning anything
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@pregnant_cat: Hi I'm Dan, welcome to identity theft club *from back of room "me too" "me too!" "uhhh, yeah me too" Ok, we're off to a great start guys
@mereip: *maroon 5 band meeting* 'Songs About Jane' was a massive hit, let's never make anything that sounds like it ever again. do u guys like disco
@DeanB15: Straight guys on twitter, If you haven't been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what's wrong with you.
@bmarked21: Don't expect me to tweet between 8 & 9 pm because that's when I dress like Madonna for an hour and dance provocatively in front of my pets.