@The_Sculptress: I talk a lot of shit for someone who still uses their fingers to count.
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@Maxine12333: Friend said I was becoming antisocial. Ridiculous. You build one little moat and people jump to hasty conclusions.
@PJTLynch: An annoying part of life in the 80s was when you're already late and, once again, you gotta shoo away some sexy lady lying all over your car
@AntozWolf: I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from.
@SteveKoehler22: Nike is coming out with a line of Air Brady football shoes. They have a built in suspension feature. You just have to let some air out.