@The_Sculptress: I talk a lot of shit for someone who still uses their fingers to count.
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@mstluvstrinkets: I like to slip a Honey Boo Boo episode in every once in awhile to remind my husband that it could be worse.
@KentWGraham: I finally got some me time away from the kids. Two whole hours. It would’ve been longer but my legs went numb crouching behind the dryer.
@SmartassChef: Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning.