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@: I talk to my librarian like he's my drug dealer.

"You don't have it yet? I need something now; what've you got? But it has to be POWERFUL!"

I talk to my librarian like he’s my drug dealer. “You don’t have it yet? I need something now; what’ve you got? But it has to be POWERFUL!”
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