@AnkCoupleTO: I tattooed the word "WINNER" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts
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@OmarImranTweets: 13 year old girls be like "I need a man who.. " Lol the only Man in your life should be Spongebob. Yallah go finish your homework.
@fouadelbatrawi: Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible.
@13spencer: [Office] Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name.
@thenoahkinsey: Me: So if I call Canada it's billed as international? Phone rep: Yes. Cuz Canada is a country. Me: You should hear how ridiculous you sound.