@AnkCoupleTO: I tattooed the word "WINNER" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts
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@ScottFilmCritic: If you only see one raccoon getting a marriage proposal today, make it this one.
@HockeyTornado: I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don't want people to recognize me when I'm pooping.
@kelkulus: It's a good thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks, or people might have recognized the 4 giant turtles at their day jobs.
@WilliamAder: The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him.