@AnkCoupleTO: I tattooed the word "WINNER" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts
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@CornOnTheGoblin: sisqo: [filing a missing persons' report] she had dumps like a truck cop: i keep telling you, i don't know what that means
@MondayPajamas: Girl, you don't even know how crazy I am about you.... I'm thinking about digging my mom up so she can meet you.