@charliedelta7: I taught my 4yo how to spell 'beer' so he'll stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge.
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@DaddyJew: Doctor: drink 2 cups of water before each meal Me: why? D: it tricks your stomach into thinking its full M: that sounds like a mean trick
@kumailn: So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say "April Fools!" & we get our country back?