@Amburglar_: I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@brendohare: Here's my impression of an astronomer discovering that an asteroid is coming to destroy earth: "This will make me famous but not for long"
@Adam14: Me to 2yo: Hey bud, what are you having for breakfast? Sausage? Eggs? Hash browns? Oh... 8 forkfulls of ketchup? Good job!
@markleggett: Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say "You can only pick one."