@NoogsCorner: Me: We spend a lot of time together. Her: Turn left. Me: Just think we should take this to the next level. Her: Arriving at destination.

@noneofyours99: Can you guess which dog isn't falling for the "worm pill" wrapped in bacon ?

@GianDoh: Sit in Starbucks and scream into your phone, "What we need is fresh screenwriting talent! An unknown! Where on earth can we find it?"

@TheToddWilliams: [high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude

@sarahyehia82: I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes.