@chuuew: I tell people "I'm not looking for anything serious" because I'm hunting clowns.
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@krisv_723: The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison.
@lisaxy424: Hot chick in glasses: *giggle* look at me I'm a nerd! Me in glasses: *giggle* look at me I have an astigmatism!
@KenJennings: Rationally, I now understand that my parents were always Santa, but I still don't get how they made it to all those houses in one night.