@chuuew: I tell people "I'm not looking for anything serious" because I'm hunting clowns.
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@NowAPisces: Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled "supplies!"
@ItsSamG: Them: How much would you have to win in the lottery to quit your job? Me: At this point I’d probably walk if I won a free coffee in McDonalds Monopoly
@abbycohenwl: *pulls motorist over* COP: Are you high? MAN: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree? *one leaf silently falls from cop*
@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you