@IamEnidColeslaw: I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze
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@E_lok44: I got my husband to watch Game of Thrones with me by telling him "Just wait. There's a good car chase comin' up"
@Rollinintheseat: My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.
@sad_tree: *sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there