@BlindChow: i texted random strangers trying to trick them into finishing my owl joke
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@CrankyPappy: I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit.
@Probgoblin: Fun fact about Earth: It is an insane hellworld where a species of ape has harnessed the power of liquefied dead things to destroy itself.