@BlindChow: i texted random strangers trying to trick them into finishing my owl joke
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@AdmiralAkbrown: "Oh look, it's sleeping!" "Oh look, it's sleeping!" "Oh look, it's sleeping!" -every trip to the zoo, ever
@ProdigyNelson: "WHAT DO WE WANT?" "A BETTER STRUCTURE FOR MEASUREMENT OF TIME THAT ISN'T AN ILLUSION CREATED BY MAN" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" ... "shit"
@noahjussi: you: Asian names are hard you: I love the music of Tchaikovsky you: Schwarzenegger movies are great you: my fav Targaryen is Daenerys