@BlindChow: i texted random strangers trying to trick them into finishing my owl joke
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@snotnboogers23: Well, at least my kids are finding new and exciting ways to make my two college degrees meaningless.
@joeljeffrey: If I was a sniper, I'd probably spend most of my time looking for cats and making them chase my rifle laser pointer from 2 miles away.
@UnFitz: Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl.