@BlindChow: i texted random strangers trying to trick them into finishing my owl joke
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@SamGrittner: *job interview* "So this yearbook isn't your resume?" "No. I'm not a moron. Those are my references. I highlighted all the NEVER CHANGE's."
@kaz474: Sitting out in my front yard pointing a hair dryer at speeding cars to see if any slow down.
@TitaniumToplass: Just wrote "except for you, spiders >:(" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that