@carlyken: I think about wizards and dragons way more than a wizard of 3 small dragons should. Dammit I meant mother of 3 small dragons. Dammit I meant
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@LifesGoodThing: My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise.