@carlyken: I think about wizards and dragons way more than a wizard of 3 small dragons should. Dammit I meant mother of 3 small dragons. Dammit I meant
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@Duke1173: They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
@squirrel74wkgn: Me: *making a snow angel* Bartender: ...ok, he's cut off. Get him off the dance floor
@tastefactory: BLIND DATE TIP FOR WOMEN: Throw a fork into the wall behind ur date so he has to turn around, to make sure he doesn't have a hidden ponytail