@BiIIMurray: I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
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@Thynebear: "You're bleeding because you don't floss" Me: No, I'm bleeding because I ate the entire bowl of deceivingly fake fruit in your waiting room.