@1800Randy: I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
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@elle91: They said the kids that bullied me in school would be pumping my gas one day but 1 just got a modeling contract who do I talk to about this
@TheMichaelRock: Boss: Anyone have anything else to add to this meeting? Me: Yes. I am awesome. Boss.... Me: Write that shit down.
@pinkmoon_33: 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees.
@kelkulus: While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough.