@1800Randy: I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
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@markhoppus: The salon where my wife is getting her hair cut has a copy of Playboy on the magazine table. I feel like this is test.
@SteveSuckington: [high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night
@beefman138: Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*