@SoulYodeler: I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva.
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@geo_teira: [at a restaurant] Me: uhm. This plate is broken and the food is all spread out. Waiter: yes ma'am, that's the continental drift breakfast.
@pauleggleston: My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels.
@HockeyGoddess24: Hey guys listen up: your girlfriend doesn't want to talk about your wife. Ever!!
@IamEveryDayPpl: Sometimes I pretend I'm picking up lunch for the office even tho the KFC workers can clearly see me eating that bucket in their parking lot.