@SoulYodeler: I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva.
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@pixelatedboat: For you sir I would recommend one of our deluxe funeral plans where I won't dig you up and slap you around when I'm feeling mad at skeletons
@CranalBeads: just when my neighbors think they know me, I sprint across their yard pushing a wheelbarrow full of hair
@JermHimselfish: Don't run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule
@chuuew: HER: OMG Thats not going to fit HIM: Just relax. I'll go slow HER: If you're sure... HIM: [severely damages surrounding cars while parking]