@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.
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@daisy_gi11: Anybody else always feel at least a little panic when their 6 says he "really needs scissors, like right now!"?
@KindOfASmartass: Me: My daughters are 15, 13, and 10. Her: Do you want more kids? Me: Hahahahahahahaha Her: Is that a no? Me: *Deep breathe* Hahahahahaha
@Tayyxb: David Cameron: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked." Buckingham Palace?
@PimpBillClinton: To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on.