@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.
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@MMFlint: Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world's largest producer of oil. So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US.
@JohnHilsen: Did you know that Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who played the blue Power Ranger are cousins? Just not to each other. But they are cousins.
@StephenAtHome: Netflix is raising its monthly rates?! Man, whoever's password I'm using has got to be pissed.
@SortaBad: Today I'm approaching teens dressed like I'm from the future, locking eyes, and saying "Happy Presidents Day, sir" with a wink