@Alex_N_Chains: I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do.
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@AimeeHelene1: Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar.
@myonlymizztake: My experience with organized crime was getting two friends to help me tip a vending machine while I reached up inside for chips.
@DirtMcTurd: When I meet someone new I shake their hand really fast and whisper "yes, please don't stop" because people need to learn not to talk to me.
@1CleverGirl1: Don't force funny huh? Well, I have funny tied to a chair in my basement and...unless we become fast friends... ...he's losing a knee cap.