@Alex_N_Chains: I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do.
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@robfee: I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski.
@Storminika: My boyfriend just sent me a txt: 'I think I want to see other people.' My reply was, 'You better look out the window.'
@ericsshadow: [talking to life insurance agent] Let me get this right. I pay you until I die, then someone ELSE gets the money? No thanks.