@Alex_N_Chains: I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do.
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@aparnapkin: If you really wanna honor the spirit of 2017, instead of kissing someone at midnight, push them off a bridge
@_GrahamPatrick: LIAM NEESON: I have a peculiar set of skills. ME: I think the line is 'particular'. LIAM NEESON: Nope! *He rollerblades away juggling dogs*
@Tmoney68: [Cannibal Restaurant] Waiter: Need anything else? Cannibal: No, I'm stuffed. I can't even finish this. Could I get a body bag?