@Alex_N_Chains: I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do.
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@MarkAFuqua_Hunt: I'm far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?
@Sarcasticsapien: Coworker: I was named after my grandfather. Me: Of course you were, he was born first.
@PaperWash: Video games should be banned. My son just threw a turtle shell at a walking mushroom then disappeared down a green tube. Someone call 911.