@wolfpupy: i feel like most people have forgotten why we were robbing this jewellery store in the first place, for the jewels

@lemonmartinis: Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together - Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

@Duke1173: You're telling me that you paid eight dollars for a cup of coffee... They don't put any booze in it or nothin?

@Maxine12333: The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave.

@AimeeHelene1: *goes in fridge; makes sandwich* *grabs beer* *sits on couch; turns on TV* Him: Ma'am, this is an open house Me: I need the full experience