@ShaunRightNow: I think God created marriage so death wouldn't come as such a disappointment.
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@ieatanddrink: Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call
@iamhorcrux: Grading system for students in India: A - Average B - Below average C - Can't have dinner D - Don't come home F - Find a new family
@AnitaHelmet: Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes.