@ShaunRightNow: I think God created marriage so death wouldn't come as such a disappointment.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I could never be a starving artist because the first time I got hungry I'd be like that's enough art.
@simoncholland: Sorry I'm late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel dispenser that turned out to not be automatic.
@SadieSmithRoks: Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.
@Tommytoughstuff: "Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks." *hits tree with axe* " Take me for example. I just hate trees."