@RealDMK: I think High School birth control classes should just be forcing the students to watch videos of me taking my 3 kids to the grocery store
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@AmericanGent69: *Looking at new prescription from Doctor* Me: Take on an empty stomach? Guess I’m never taking these pills.
@SergioValenCo: Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you.
@JerryThomas: I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions.