@Michael_Erhart: I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist.
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@GrantTanaka: So when she enters, just start playing & then she'll NEVER accuse me of being boring in the bedroom again, got it? Naked Mariachi Band: SÍ
@rmfnord: "Release the Kraken!" ... "Well?" "We released him. He just took off. It's not like he was trained or anything." ... "Release the tuna!"
@katiefzack: I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like "Oh she's cool she's one of us."
@CatherineLMK: Shaking hands is so weird: "Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."