@ManJuggs: I think I finally found your G-Spot. It's been in my wallet the whole time.
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@Contwixt: If I was a baseball coach, I'd argue with umpires about subjective reality, stressing we can't be sure the game is actually even happening.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Therapist: You seem annoyed & distant today Whatever, I write on a tiny piece of paper before sending it across the room via carrier pigeon