@theballedtruth: I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot
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@notthattom: older woman => young dude: cougarnolder man => young women: manthernolder man => younger men: faguarnolder woman => younger women: sheetah
@david8hughes: [letting my friend hold my newborn baby] Me: careful, don't let it die Friend: dude I have 3 kids of my own Me: sure, 3 we know of
@HALFniteStand: "The past tense of LOL is not LOL'd, it's L'dOL." - How I like to end a date with 18-25 year old girls.
@BillyYvonne: Two eggs, some bacon, and a piece of toast walk into a bar. The bartender says, hey! We don't serve breakfast here. #Tellyourworstjoke