@theballedtruth: I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot
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@BackrowSeats: Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something.
@bornmiserable: [me, taking a drug test at work] the company didn't specify which drugs we had to take to prepare for this, so I took them all
@jessienope: religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay