@theballedtruth: I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot
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@weinerdog4life: Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost
@notfaizzy: There's been lots of "OH MY GOD!" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying.
@TheDarkSideCEO: Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome.