@ryaninco: I think I put the roofie in the wrong driiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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@tat2dsoccermom: Hardcore Ramen: drink boiling water, swallow dried noodle block, snort flavor packet.
@iamchrisscott: A good comeback when someone doesn't believe you're a time traveler is "Yeah well nobody cried at your funeral."
@Fred_Delicious: wait did that Australian guy say "meteorite" or "mate are ya alright?" *gets hit by a meteorite* "hey mate are ya alri... no you're dead*
@JasonLastname: I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues.