@ryaninco: I think I put the roofie in the wrong driiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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@canadasandra: What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)
@AndyAsAdjective: terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth
@Carbosly: [in a bar] Him: Trouble is my middle name. Me: wow... That's a stupid middle name. You must hate your parents. Him: *breaks down crying
@Mikecanrant: *Pauses Titanic during the most romantic part* *Turns to GF* "You know, Contra was really easy. But I still liked using the 100 life code"