@ninjadinosaur1: I think I want to be a ballerina. Or a fire dancer. Or I want to set a ballerina on fire. I don't know. I'm still working it out.
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@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
@the_mom_dot_com: I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time.
@BestScienceJoke: The U.S. has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges.
@ch000ch: [does jerk off motion for 2 hours] and that concludes the hearing impaired translation of the presidential debate. all of them. god bless