@Fred_Delicious: [Getting waterboarded]
"Um, sir the subject isn't responding to interrogation, he's just getting bigger"
[Me, a sponge]
"MwahahaHAHAHAA"
@SpokeAna: One of the lights in my bathroom is out. I look at least ten years younger.
@sachinsebastian: I work 24/7 - which is about 3.42 hours.
@Qu4rtKn33: Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day.
@Stellacopter: If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
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