@Eightinchgoat: I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer.
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@4Anno: I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
@Douchekevin: A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
@fanofhell: [sees people filming a movie] yeah real original. a movie. like that's never been done before