@Eightinchgoat: I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer.
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@Jam453Lane: When someone uses the bathroom and asks about the wine cork floating in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house.
@egg_dog: don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather
@mdob11: A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.