@LuvPug: I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@IamEnidColeslaw: cats are the best because you can pet one while you're talking to someone and look totally evil
@Mr_Kapowski: I like to ask people what their sign is and then read them a completely different sign's horoscope just to hear them say "that's so me!"
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee.