@LuvPug: I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'
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@TheMichaelRock: HR: Do you want your name on the October birthday list? Me: Nope. HR: Why not? Me: Because I'm not in Kindergarten.
@awordforaword: If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff
@lasergirl70: "Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it." ~ Not an old Irish proverb