@Ndeshi_M: Bailiff: State your name for the court
Hr: Clara Sofía Alba Constanza Guadalupe...
Judge: That’s enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!
@HolycrapitsaKat: *Someone compliments me*
Me: *laughs* shut up! I am not, you lying piece of shit.
@thingsbydan: There's not a day goes by that I don't think about this caption.
@ClichedOut: Hot Girl: Hey, u single?
Me: I am.
HG: Cool, can I take this extra chair?
@sheann828: * deletes account
*reactivates
AND, ONE MORE THING...
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