@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."
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@TrueTorontoGirl: My friend is looking for a single, normal, well adjusted man. I told her to avoid twitter.
@Cheeseboy22: Sometimes I'll stop the treadmill at the gym and run in place. When people ask me what I'm doing, I'll say, "Pretend stoplight."
@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert
@KentWGraham: All it takes is a “food dreadful, service poor” Yelp review to get your mother-in-law to stop inviting you to Sunday dinner.