@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."
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@Mel__Lynn__: I’m listening to an actual cat fight outside my window and for a second I thought twitter had audio.
@ch000ch: a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say "they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."
@jonnysun: ME: woud u be open to adoption? HUSBAND: yes [later, at the adoption agency] ME: yes hi, i'd like to put my husband up for adoption