@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."
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@TheBigBatman: During childbirth the pain is so great that a woman almost knows what it's like for a man to have the flu.
@KalvinMacleod: ME: I'm just gonna take a quick nap. KIDS: Check out the new cirque du soleil show we invented. *living room is on fire*
@Paul_Eaton1: Putting on a clean pair of underwear everyday is a great way to have seven pair on by the end of the week.