@DearAnyone: I think it's fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I'd fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle.
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@FeelParmesan: *On a first date. Her: I'm just tired of all the games Me: *slowly slides the deck of UNO cards back in my coat pocket
@XplodingUnicorn: Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet.