@lloydrang: I think it's safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody.
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@That_Damn_Duck: Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat.
@Marlebean: I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
@TheDairylandDon: No, Grandma. Still not married; but the lady in the Popeye's Chicken commercials keeps calling me "Honey" so we'll see where that goes.
@Steelers1972: My superpower is destroying the neighbors living room from 100 yards with nothing but her cat and my laser pointer.