@lloydrang: I think it's safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ParentNormal: I can't tell if my baby is a slow clapper or is starting a slow clap to mock my parenting.
@AdamTheLobster: Cop: your under arrest Me: you're* under arrest 2nd Cop: [handcuffing 1st cop] sorry Ed, but he's right
@Brianhopecomedy: I lost the birth video of my son so I'm at the labour ward hoping to recreate it. I'll just zoom in close so my wife won't be able to tell.
@Sarcasticsapien: When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time.