@roxyisrad: I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around on random things.
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@Underchilde: Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you’re not at your desk.
@Dildo_Hitler: *sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* "hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?" "YES. AISLE B, BACK"
@hdaniels_00: Tomorrow I'm going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence
@3sunzzz: When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted.