@roxyisrad: I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around on random things.
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@Adam_Kingsnorth: The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park
@neiltyson: Getting straight "A"s does not guarantee success, but plenty of evidence shows that not getting "A"s doesn't preclude it.
@CassandrasJack: I call bullshit on dogs being mans best friend. That little m'effer didn't lift a paw when I moved. Not him or all his little friends
@jwoodham: Sorry I didn't text you back, but my body is like 70% water and I really didn't want to mess up my phone.