@WhtUReallyMean: I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic.
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@imdaintyaf: Please don't put a coin on my mouth when I die; I plan to wander the shores of the River Styx for 100 years & finally get that bikini body.
@thepunningman: "So how are the anger management classes?" We have to crochet stuff when we get mad "Sounds stupid" [I furiously make a beautiful cardigan]
@alanferrier: Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?
@UNTRESOR: "His arms are spaghetti, his feet are spaghetti, on stage he's spaghetti, his Mom's spaghetti." - Eminem first draft