@Dr_awfulpants: I think my eyes are playing tricks on me. *my eyes hide a whoopie cushion behind my skull*
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@OneFunnyMummy: Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit.
@squirrel74wkgn: *pounds fist twice on chest* *kisses two fingers* *throws peace sign & nods head at DJ* I don't know what I just did, but we should leave.
@TheThomason: Fun way to make someone question everything: comment "you are so brave" on all their selfies.