@BradBroaddus: I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's.
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@hoedeehoe: Jesus: and when there was but 1 set of footprints, there I carried u Me: (checks fitbit) ok, phew, it counted the steps, I still got credit
@AimeeHelene1: Me: Heeeeyyyyyy Judy, good morning! *scratches Judy's back, wiping off my Cheeto fingers* Judy: Hi!!! How are y..... Me: *walks away*
@Darlainky: My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent.