@BradBroaddus: I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's.
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@jwoodham: Ostriches would be scary as hell if they could fly or if they had arms, but they can't and they don't, so here we are. Stupid land birds.
@meladoodle: The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had