@BradBroaddus: I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's.
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@Michael1979: Home Alone (1990) A know-it-all, suburban elitist cruelly humiliates two economically anxious men, seeking to improve their lives
@AmberTozer: Good thing "you only live once" has really caught on otherwise we might all kill ourselves like it's no big deal
@shutupmikeginn: The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK
@Starlight2112: When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back.