@That_Damn_Duck: I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
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@PoliticallyILL1: I'm sick of closing out every job interview with "I was young. I needed the money."
@crylenol: Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs
@caliluvgirl77: I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed.