@shatterpants: I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want.
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@a_olivia4212: A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it
@ramenfuneral: sent someone a text that said "you need medieval catheter" when i actually meant "medical attention" and i didn't bother correcting myself
@themorris23: To all the "cougars" out there, shame on you for not calling yourselves "Thundercats" shame. on. you.