@JensenClan88: I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place.
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@LeviathanPride: Why did the US invade Iraq when Steven Seagal's ponytail contains 85% of the worlds natural resources?
@jannable9: Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.
@iwearaonesie: "Hello from the outsiiiiide. I must have called a thousand tiiiiimes" - me, drunk, leaving my wife another voicemail because I'm locked out