@PinkCamoTO: I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song.
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@MatCro: [battle] ME: It's no good. We gotta quit SARGE: Quit? I don't know the meaning of the word M: It means give up S: Oh cool. Lets do that
@MattElGato: *intercom comes on* "Would the owner of a white Jetta with headlight eyelashes please report to the front desk so u can be shot in the face"
@jdforshort: 6 made coffee for me this morning, I'm now thinking that she can never move out of the house