@KimmyMonte: I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?
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@drinksmcgee: Be the first thought on her mind when she wakes up & the last before she sleeps... unless she's plotting your murder... then don't be that.
@timdonakowski: Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither.
@ElleOhHell: I'm sorry, this suitcase is overweight. You're gonna have to take some stuff out and put it in a different bag so the plane doesn't crash.