@KimmyMonte: I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?
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@crunchenhanced: Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me.
@DaddyJew: That awkward moment when you're in bed & go to take a sip of your drink but don't feel like doing a sit up and start waterboarding yourself
@osoplain: Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal