@Shock_Monster: I think the guy in front of me is trying to resolve the world's economic issues single handedly at this ATM.
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@Northside_Mike: Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets.
@ComedicBust: ME: I’ll try and fix it. What’s your password? GRANDMA: Rough&Raw69 ME: Well then, I can probably guess what’s wrong with your computer...
@sarcasm_inc: Me: I'm hot blooded check it and see got a fever of 103! 911: Did u call earlier about having a bad case of loving me? M: maybe 911: stop