@Shock_Monster: I think the guy in front of me is trying to resolve the world's economic issues single handedly at this ATM.
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@longwall26: A werewolf is chasing you. Your life flashes before your eyes: crappy jobs, breakups, Ren fairs. The werewolf gets depressed and goes home.