@robfee: I think the Ice Bucket Challenge is a giant waste of water *falls asleep in the shower for 2 hours*
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@iGreenMonk: I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive.
@SmurfetteDE: Hey people - learn to spell!!! I mean my co-workers. Twitter, you guys actually do pretty well, considering half of you are probably drunk.
@Irish_Dinosaur: "you should be more serious, sir. this is arson." "no this is MY son!" *tousles his hair* "ha ha ha. so how many houses did the rascal burn"
@paul_lander: Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.