@cheeky__gal: I think the lady at the movies is "shushing" me, but I can't tell because I'm eating Doritos.
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@AimeeHelene1: The best call ever would be "Hey, it's me!", but from your dog... Because: 1. Aww your dog's calling you 2. Holy shit your dog can talk!!
@wolfpupy: dont put all your eggs in one basket, put them in the little egg tray in the fridge thats what its for you idiot
@DranoRaul: I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.