@Dschnoeb: I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.
@jonnysun: *slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana
@NotthatAdamWest: Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's engagement proves that not only is love blind, it's also deaf.
@ShrinkMedia: If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen.
@robfee: "Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"
-Every attorney apparently
@jtswhipped: Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.