@Dschnoeb: I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.
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@Boleyngirly: My daughter just announced she's SICK of stupid-ass people. I said "Oh darlin, you're gonna feel ill for a long time.. they're everywhere."
@Reverend_Scott: Obama: Hello Amer- *feels a tug on his suit coat* What Joe?? Biden: What color should the lion be? Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
@WorkingMom86: "Will I ever live in a clean house again?" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess
@cogentanalysis: Sorry, guy outside grocery store with a heavy bag and one arm in a sling, but I can't help you. Ted Bundy ruined that for everyone.