@zachreinert03: I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy
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@Scdavis24: They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.
@joeldanger: Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us.
@Lexactly: Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying "Cute doggie" and realizing it's their kid
@MartaEffing: Decorating my xmas tree after a bottle of wine. Mixed up a box of candy canes with a box of tampons. Tree looks weird and I feel minty.