@l1zerd: I think there should be a small amount of weed in every first aid kit.
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@PJTLynch: Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!
@erica_rosie: Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)
@GrabTheWEness: [Weather Channel Secret Memo] To technical crews: If blizzard doesn't reach predicted intensity, shoot all exteriors through snow-globes.