@Bnowaygirl: I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?
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@ilovepie84: The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw.
@novicefather: I listen to gangsta rap sprinkled with a little Sarah McLachlan. Will I murder you? Will I adopt a puppy with you? You don't know.
@PurrrrrfectCat: If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria.
@JohnLyonTweets: Thanks for telling me this is your "pet cat" because otherwise I might have thought it was your business associate cat.