@Bnowaygirl: I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?
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@Ndeshi_M: Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That’s weird I swear that I didn’t hear her broomstick!
@mattZillaaaa: Tomorrow is my company's office holiday potluck. I really hope they like the french fries I found between my car seat
@sixthformpoet: People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him.
@pmann555: They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea...