@Bnowaygirl: I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?
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@MariyaAlexander: I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting
@MartaEffing: Therapist: You need to focus on setting healthy boundaries. Me: *goes home* *puts broccoli around perimeter of donut box* *eats 12 donuts*