@NJFreudian: I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
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@NotJPo: I hate when I get so stoned that I can barely feel my legs and arms and antlers and wings.
@2tickytacky: I went into a store with my kid and came out with a different one by accident. This one is a keeper. He says he does brake work. Well see.
@Diversion50: "Get Well Soon" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply.
@Sal_Stevens: Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'