@RobertJrDowney: I think Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
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@writerPT: Coworker: You look tired. Did you not get enough sleep last night? Me: Nope. Slept great! But thanks for telling me I look like shit.
@Storminika: You ever drive around with an old person who knows where everything didn't used to be?
@SladeBlue: Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know.