@RobertJrDowney: I think Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
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@kidphonic: I keep hearing about kids accidentally dying from trying to get an asphyxiation high. What happened to drugs, kids?! We still have drugs!
@BritXNic: "Creepy DM: I want to shave your legs. Me: Ew" On reflection this would have been a real time saver. If you're reading this, call me?
@MyPornKhan: I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything.