@Darlainky: I think we all know that one person who seems to make it a daily goal to incorporate every color of the rainbow in their outfit.
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@Izianikapani: I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography.
@MatCro: COP: Can you describe your attacker? ME: No COP: Didn't you see him? ME: Yes, but I have a poor grasp of adjectives
@RadOrDie: I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
@JediGigi: Him: I'm leaving you. Me: [can't hear him because I'm trying to breakdance in my bubble wrap suit]